What are some things that people suffer from that get them a Medical Weed card?

Where i live it is not Medically avaliable but im just curious on what most people suffer from who need medical weed...and i want to know if i you think i would be a suitiable patient for it,my problems are,I got back pain(i go to a chiropractor 3 times a week min...)i get headaches all the time(got beaten up alot in highschool,so got some damage up in there a little bit)I also get VERY parinoid (cuss of all the bad things that have happened to me in the past,so i freak out an get paranoid often) ummm i also have vertigo,and i cant sleep at night,ever...its like im nocturnal or something..ummm o yea i almost forgot,i get extremely depressed..got mood swing issues...got EXTREME RAGE issues..thats all i can think off now,but im sure i have more just cant think of them now,cuss im to hyper.