I have the ultimate loser bf!!!?

Let me tell you . . .i have the most retarded loser boyfriend possibly in the world. I buy him everything, pay his bills, give him money for gas. That is not even half he doesnt have a job.Oh and did i tell you he broke my heart a bunch of times. we been together for 5 months this sept 1st and he has never gotten me anything. I bring him stuff all the time. one time i brought over a pink blanket and he said he didnt want it because it was gay. Believe i cussed him out for it he is selfish and ungrateful. Then i asked him if he wanted to walk with me to the store down the street he told me he wanted to drive i told him i was just going to walk then by myself he said fine and was going to let me walk by myself . See he is such a loser. I had to force him to walk with me and then i told him he couldnt get something from the store and he bought it anyway with my money. Oh and his myspace page says he is single and he put a new picturre up that say for the ladies he is half naked. LOSER. So i lost my virginty to him a last month. He kinda tricked me into it. Then he tried to use me like i was a one night stand he didnt call me afterwards i had to call him and put up with him being rude and hanging up in my face because my friends told me he was my first. Oh and the las nite i saw him was 2 days ago. we slept together and it still hurts me because of his size and he jus fukks me so hard and for a while so its not enjoyable. He also told me when we were doing it not to worry about me getting off jus focus on him. Afterwards he asked me to cook him something i was tired i told him no. Then he asked me to go to the store to buy him something to drink it was like 3:20 am i told him NO. i went to the bedroom he cooked something didnt offer me anything like usual. Then i fell asleep he came in and tried to do me in my sleep and my vajina was swollen and couldnt take anymore. I told him to stop and he was angry he went and slept in the living room. 20 minutes later his phone alarm goes off and its loud he left it on for 3 hours OUCH!! I was Hungover i got up at 6:20 am and asked him where my things were. He got up turned his phone off and went to his bed i left and havent talked to him since. that was 2 days ago. he calls me everyday morning and night i had to put a recording on my answering machine saying my number is disconnected but he still calls. I dont understand how come he jus doesnt get the point to leave me alone. He is The WORST bf i ever had. So i guess im wondering what is the best way to get back at him i wanna get him good. I think me ignoring him makes him think i still care for him and we will workout. So im thinking maybe talking to him asking him to trow a party with all his friends me getting really drunk taking my clothes off and hitting on his close friends would be a great way to get mack at him. or i could jus ignore his calls for the rest of his life and move on. I think thats way to easy on him.